It’s the end of the weekend as we know it.
Our gifts to you: $100 off at Cole Haan to ensure you look your best. Also: 30% off badass cards from Terrapin Stationers for your loved ones. And this portable charging folio—because not even the Mayan apocalypse can keep you from catching up on Homeland.
A few local mixology types have been experimenting with cocktail shrubs lately. Which... great. Especially when you consider the fact that they’re of the grapefruit, spicy ginger and apple variety and were put on this earth to make your gin more spectacular. Anyway, it’s an online mini shop called Shrub & Co. Carry on.
So there’s this sale. It’s for getting $320 off of eight personal training sessions at Bien-Aimé Strength & Stretch Studio with a guy who studied martial arts in Japan and once taught you how to swing a samurai sword in the middle of the night. Just saying. Resolutions and whatnot.
Pretzels. You’ve always had a thing for those guys. They’re all warm and salty and twisty. If only there were a new pretzel truck in town with Angus beef pretzel dogs, jalapeño-flavored pretzels and the kind that are just begging to be dipped in caramel or nacho cheese or icing. Wait...
Del Frisco’s is having a “naughty and nice” party tomorrow night. Wear a costume. Good Santa. Bad Santa. Doesn’t matter. Just show up, throw a few finger guns around and grab a cocktail made with vodka, RumChata, tequila and eggnog. Which at least takes care of the nice part.
This whole end-of-the-world thing: balderdash. Probably. But should the unthinkable occur, you should definitely be somewhere with homemade Chantilly-cream-sauce-infused Twinkies and 100 women who hate clothes. And if that somewhere happens to be a doomsday-themed party at Cheetah, fair enough. Better safe than sorry.
