Inspiration can come from the strangest of places.

Newton and the apple. Franklin and the kite. Carly Rae and a phone call... maybe.

Also, now, the sexiest night of your life and the novel that led to several uncomfortable conversations with your mom.

Presenting Fifty Shades of Stay, a seductive hotel suite based on a certain saucy best-selling novel, available now at W Buckhead.

Yes, you read that right. Your randy friends over at the W have adapted Fifty Shades of Grey into an overnight hotel package. Complete with vintage champagne. And lingerie butler. And helicopter ride (or as you’ll call it, foreplay).

So, you know, book this when you want to, well, you know... you know. It’ll all start with an in-room lingerie consultation (for whichever one of you looks better in lace). Then, head down to the lobby and meet your chauffeur. He’s taking you to an airport. Where you’ll board a helicopter (there had to be a helicopter).

When you return to your suite, some personalized lingerie will be waiting. Order some room service (or just more champagne), turn down the lights, put on some Michael Bolton, yada yada...

And the next morning, they’re bringing you breakfast in bed. Also, leaving you a copy of the book on the nightstand.

For comparative purposes.