The weekend’s about to lose control, and it thinks it likes it.
Get off the grid with 30% off two nights at the Impala Hotel—a sexy Spanish villa about 100 steps from South Beach. Also, take 35% off pure ecstasy... via Jimmyjane’s award-winning pleasure devices. Finally, get a pocket-size golf coach/iPhone app for 25% off. A perfect swing: there’s an app for that.
So today, the humidity was up around 90%. Next week: the same. October: more of the same. Basically, we’re suggesting you move to a different state. Or, better solution, swing by 120% Lino for a half-off sale on some summer linen. And also, get a fan.
This Saturday, the Homestead Miami Speedway is open for joyriding. They’ll supply a bunch of sports cars to rent (think Ferrari Californias and Lamborghini Gallardos) and you’ll supply the reckless abandon. Wear something fire-retardant. Just in case.
Ultra. Sometimes, you miss the insanity. The DJs. The body lights. The Swedes. So think of this electronic dance fest as a mini day-glo-palooza. A few DJs you can expect: Paul van Dyk, Eric Prydz and Nero. Or as they’re known in the international DJ world, Murderers’ Row.
Here’s a good reason to head to Brickell: beer. Also: burgers and meatballs. Yup, it’s the first ever Burger, Beer & Balls Bash (better late than never). On hand: an obscene amount of brew and burger/meatball samplings from over 30 local restaurants. McDonald’s: not included.
The Dining Room’s outgrown their tiny digs in SoFi. So they’ve decided to pop up in the Vesper space at the Shelborne until... well, your guess is as good as ours. What you can count on: panko-crusted sweetbreads and braised pork. Also, way more elbow room.
