For years, 109 High Street in the Financial District was a go-to ice cream stop (ah, Brigham’s). Then, the space went dark, until last week, when the doors were flung open to reveal the new after-work lounge Slate Bar & Grill. Our very important statistics regarding it are below. As always, no math will be required.

Genus of dominant customer: financier
Seats at the bar: 24
Bar seats taken at 4:40pm: 10
Bar seats available around 5pm: 0
People at the bar around 8pm: 7
Guy-to-girl ratio: 5:2
Number who were Wall Street-y: 2
Amount of James Brown songs heard: 4
Cocktails named the Gordon Gekko: 1
Sexy redheaded bartenders named Lindsay who will serve them to you: 1
Italian phrases regarding love tattooed on her shoulder blade: 1
Her favorite spirit: St-Germain
Cost of a single shot of gorgeous 10-year-old tequila poured from a hand-painted bottle: $25
Best dish it pairs with: Bricked Jerk Chicken
Cheese melts available: 5
Number of them with business-y names: 3
Our favorite: the farmhouse cheddar, Swiss and American cheese Intern
Hour open for full-serve breakfast: 7am
Egg dishes available: 12
French toast made from almond croissants: 1
Chance eating it at your desk at 9am will make a mess: 100%