In six days, your resolutions kick in. Between sets of one-armed push-ups, you’ll be busy rescuing purse dogs from Rodeo and reinventing kale as a breakfast food. So you’ve got five days left for... this stuff. Enjoy.
Before you start that 2012 diet, you’ll want to dig into this four-course feast of spiked eggnog, tomato soup, brown-sugar ham and fruitcake. By the way, these are all cupcakes. We hear they go great with actual eggnog.
You’re going to exercise some fiscal restraint in 2012. Really. But in the meantime, there’s no reason not to blow a grand on a sleek box of lambskin cuffs and adjustable straps for the bedroom. Technically, you’re still exercising restraint.
And speaking of fiscal restraint, you need to bring down your facial budget next year. Until then, Hotel Bel-Air’s new spa will take a thousand bucks to rub caviar on your face. But they give you more face-caviar to take home—so it’s kind of a bargain, really.
And for the no-holds-barred night to end all nights, get a table at Greystone Manor and ask your butler for the Ace of Spades Nebuchadnezzar. It’s a 15-liter bottle of bubbly, and it costs 70 grand. That’s about 70 bucks per bubble.
