We do our best to get only the most exciting stories to your inbox. In the meantime, we see a lot of... other stuff. Read on for the best, by which we mean worst, of what we sifted through in 2011.
For those with a receding hairline, there are pills, there are outpatient procedures, and there are now... crazy-looking laser helmets you can wear in the comfort of your own home. Something tells us you won’t see Jason Statham wearing one of these.
And speaking of hair, a couple of Brits got some fashion-press buzz this year for weaving human hair into some oversized frames. Thus fulfilling a need nobody really had. Call us when somebody makes hair out of glasses.
Think of a flip phone. Now think of a flip phone that opens up so you can... have carnal relations with it. But only after you submit a bunch of rather personal measurements to a website, for a truly custom fit. Thankfully, it’s available in festive holiday colors.
If you’ve ever walked down an LA sidewalk, stepped in some dog feces and suddenly been inspired to create a dog-feces-centric board game, we bring terrible news: somebody beat you to it. First your shirt-plate idea and now this.
Historically, the problem with sagging your pants is keeping your pants up. (Also, it’s not a good look.) But here come the revolutionary Subs, which are basically garters for men to hold their pants up. Just not all the way up. Because that would look normal.
