The Colonial: in the books.

The Byron: just days away.

You’re in full golf mode–Jim Nantz is following your every move.

So it’s time you met a new secret weapon for your golf bag...

Presenting The 33-In-1 Golf Club, a golf club that can be adjusted to 33 settings for putting, driving and every other shot in between, available now.

Think of this as the Swiss Army knife of golf clubs. Thanks to science, it can be transformed into two drivers, three fairway woods, 14 irons, nine wedges and five putters—which is a solid three more than you require.

So this summer you’ll get a call—it’s Mickelson (again) and he insists you play a round with him tomorrow. Only one problem: your clubs are getting their annual hand-cleaning.

But you’ll be prepared. As you take to the links, you’ll grab your new club and loosen the lever to twist the loft to driver, as Phil’s caddy looks on with bafflement and awe.

The cart girl will also be very impressed.