We know you’ve got a lot going on—that snowman won’t make its own ascot. So we’ve tossed on our lab coats, run the numbers and determined where you’re most likely to have a good time this weekend. Because we care.
The situation: Here, you’ll play everything from roulette to craps with about 50 former
and current Cowboys players—all while Cirque du Soleil performs.
The analysis: It all depends on how hot the craps table is—after all, you are Tony
Dorsett’s good luck charm.
Likelihood of Good Time (“LoGT”): 54%—slightly better than your poker odds
The situation: Technically, Diddy’s throwing four Super Bowl parties. But this is the one
you’ll want to be at—you’ll get more Diddy face time in the second level area. Also: Jermaine
Dupri’s DJing.
The analysis: You never miss a chance to party with Diddy and the “Money Ain’t a
Thang” song guy.
LoGT: 62%
The situation: At Pam Anderson’s party at the FIG, every suite has a different theme
based on a point in Pam’s life. Think Baywatch lifeguards and Barb Wire waitresses in
black leather.
The analysis: Unfortunately, for every Pam-style lifeguard, there’s a Hasselhoff running
at you in slow-mo. It’s a coin toss.
LoGT: 50%
The situation: Let’s just say that when
a certain NBA owner builds a tent in Victory Park, handpicks each guest and
says Usher’s performing... well, we’re intrigued.
The analysis: If Cuban isn’t tweeting, blogging or yelling out the details... something
strange is going on.
LoGT: 90%
