The world is full of stuff. Some is necessary for survival. Caviar. Champagne. Motorized beer carts. That kind of stuff. But what we present to you now is a sampling of that other kind of stuff. Please enjoy responsibly.
When you see a giant rubber nose attached to someone’s shower wall via suction cups, you can’t help but wonder two things: 1) Whether pressing the tip dispenses a green shower gel. 2) Whether or not the manufacturer of this fine product is against animal testing. The answer to both: yes.
We’ve heard a lot about vampires and werewolves this year. But for that small constituency who consider themselves part of Team Herman Munster, there’s this: a custom-made, purple velvet–lined couch that helps their apartment achieve the look of a campy monster movie, or something Zombie Nate Berkus might champion.
The upright vacuum cleaner is widely acknowledged as the frumpiest of all household appliances. That’s over. That old workhorse is getting a sexy makeover. Just slip on this alluring “disguise” and suddenly you have Pygmalion recast with a Dyson. Though, honestly, it won’t help its elocution.
Some people fight cancer. Others poverty. Then there’s that small band of dedicated individuals who make sure no man ever puts on a pair of pajamas that are not adequately warmed. That’s who’s bringing you the electric warming pouch for your PJs. In other words, the real heroes.
And since we’re talking about heating your clothing, you should know that these are out there too: slippers that you heat in the microwave before wearing. Warning: if anyone you know gets a pair, you may want to reconsider eating microwave popcorn at their house ever again.
