Call this UrbanDaddy’s deleted scenes: those ideas that came across our desk, but never made the final cut. Not even close. You’ll soon see why.
Here’s a plan only George Costanza could love: catch a few winks at your desk, cleverly disguised by these open-eye stickers pasted on your lids. Now if you could only control your snoring and those dreams that you’re being chased, you’ll be all set.
For the child in your life: they’re cuddly. They’re smiling. They’re disembodied internal organs. Yup, stuffed, life-size gallbladders, lungs and uteri. There’s probably a better way to introduce a kid to liver than this.
So you’ve made like Charlie Rangel, and picked up a tie bar, maybe even a tie tack. And yet, there just isn’t enough bling on your neckwear. Enter this line of tie hardware—metal fixtures that enclose your knot. Also handy if you’re concerned about being garroted, gangland-style.
The biggest problem with your sweatshirt: it isn’t hi-fi. Or even lo-fi. It is now. Just jack your iPod into one of these sweatshirts, emblazoned with Mickey, the Coke logo, even Betty White (naturally), and listen to your tunes through earbuds embedded in the drawstrings. Just don’t do it in public.
Here’s the American Apparel–Crayola mashup you’ve been waiting for. The front of this tee is a giant dry-erase board, with a field for your status update and comments. Which is so much easier than talking to people.
