You were captain of your Segway polo team. You’ve breezily scored touchdowns with minimal martini spillage. And after last weekend, your strip-dodgeball legacy is nothing short of legend.

But as of now, you’ve yet to go skeet shooting with Tom Selleck.

That all changes Saturday—at the Hollywood Celebrity Sporting Clays Invitational, now accepting reservations.

This is how your day will go. You’ll show up with your four-person team of sharpshooters, and after a spot of breakfast and a bit of safety training, each squad will be matched up with a celeb and some shotguns. If there’s any such thing as karma, you’ll be shaking hands with the man who brought Magnum, P.I. to life, but you might also learn a thing or two from Erik Estrada.

Each team shoots down 100 clay disks in the name of charity, but not before stopping halfway through to fuel up on a rugged marksman’s lunch (think: Quinoa Power Salad). There’s also an auction that might get you a four-day stay in a Parisian château, or sessions with a Hollywood personal trainer named “Desire.” And at the end, everybody comes together for a cocktail party.

In short, you’ve got five days to work on your mustache.