The weekend is fully prepped for the podium.
There's karaoke, then there's karaoke with a "song" catalog of our soon-to-be-ex-president's most famous sound bites set to a beat. And you thought performing "Bohemian Rhapsody" was absurd.
After tonight's debate heard 'round the world, you'll need a bit of cold, hard certainty. And you're pretty certain you'll partake of the gratis vodka at the kickoff for this new weekly bash.
As a guardian of the city, you consider it your duty to sample all new pizza spots—especially when they start throwing around words like "New York" and "authentic." You'll be the judge of that.
Once upon a time, you were king of the playground. This weekend's four-square championship will take you back to those good old days, plus beer.
And if you'd like to go a bit further back, French-dip legend Philippe's hits the century mark on Monday. In celebration, you can pick up a sandwich for a dime—and there's also five-cent coffee, if you feel like really splurging.
