The weekend funnels everything through the Caymans.
The 1040 still lacks a deduction for cocktails (at least until Congress gets serious about reform), but the Dupont lounge is taking the sting out with a deal that gets you a cocktail and bar snack for $10.40. If Uncle Sam is taking a bigger bite, then order any two cocktails and your third will be "deducted" from your bill. No accountant required.
So you procrastinated. The spy-themed Penn Quarter haunt has you covered with tax forms, calculators, envelopes and #2 pencils—they'll even mail in your form for free if you do it at the bar. They'll also throw in a three-course lunch for $20.15 and dinner for $35.15 at the bar. No tax, naturally.
You're certain that Alex & Co. are about to usher in several weeks of celebration. Start here during Game One with $3 PBRs all night, plus dollar shots for every Caps goal. Call it your own personal hat trick.
You love your pizza. Perhaps even enough to chase it around the city. On Friday, the long-awaited mobile pizza oven starts its rounds, turning out homemade crusts topped with pepperoni, mushrooms or sopressata. They'll even have Wi-Fi, but try not to get any grease in your laptop.
Before long, it's going to be hot, and you'll undoubtedly find yourself on a veranda at some Southern senator's fund-raiser. To look the part, grab one of these Outer Banks-inspired cotton ties in bright pastel patterns. Order any width, from power-tie wide to Rat Pack skinny—like what JFK would have worn if he were from Biloxi.
