Simple facts:

You've had a bagel.

You've had a bacon, egg and cheese.

You've had a bacon, egg and cheese on a bagel.

Now let's complicate matters a bit:

Introducing the strange and insubordinate new breakfast treasure that is the Bacon, Egg and Cheese Bagel, a bagel baked with bits of bacon, egg and cheddar inside of it, now available at the Bagel Store in Williamsburg for the times when only powerful and lifesaving foodstuffs will do.

This is the kind of advanced breakfast thinking that will come in handy when last night's activity has left you with an otherworldly hangover.

In case you were concerned about the authenticity of this creation, they bake in the same bacon, eggs and cheddar normally found on a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, in addition to a little salt and pepper.

The result is a peppery, moist, savory circle of magnificence that you should feel free to pair with cream cheese, butter or... we suppose you could take it to the next level: order it up with a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich. (A bacon, egg and cheese squared, if you will.)

And you will.