The Thursdayist is gearing up for Valen-whatever it's called.
Our nation's 16th president. Our nation's only Magnum, P.I. Combine the two, and you get...a hirsute mess of masculinity. Acquire this poster, which brings the two patriots (and a Ferrari) together in front of the Bay Bridge, and you'll have everything you need to start a new religion.
Unlike you, not everyone can pick up the check, give the cabbie an outsized tip and then come home to sleep on a pile of money. Get a peek at your neighbors' spending habits at Bundle, a website that sources info from major credit cards and displays it in a cool-looking bubble graph. Who knew your neighbors spent so much on Russian nesting dolls.
You're well past the age when you should be playing with stickers. And yet, if someone were to create reusable vinyl stickers of Nic freaking Cage... Let's just say you might have to reconsider.
Your path to Oscar hit a major roadblock this year when you failed to appear in a single motion picture. Clearly, what you need is a bit of help—the kind you can only get from a website that will prominently post your demo reel. Go with the one of your cameo as Volleyball Player #2 in Top Gun.
Not sure if you've heard, but the world's best golfer has been in a bit of a pickle as of late. Which can only mean one thing: novelty golf balls, like these ones with Tiger's mistresses adorning them. Let's assume these will still be relevant by the time the snow thaws and you can finally play a round.
