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In addition to his women, the Daddy bestows his
goodness on some others as well. Again, so should you.
PARENTS
Satellite Sirius Desktop Radio
$299 gets them a desktop satellite radio from the absolute coolest audio gear brand in the world. Best of all, it's guaranteed to be back in your hands in a week, when they decide they don't know what it does.
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BOSS
Zagat Online Subscription
What says, "I'm here to help," but really means, "Eat up, fatty"? A $25 subscription to Zagat Online, of course. It's the greatest thing to happen to your boss's restaurant arsenal since they upped his expense account to five figures. That bastard.
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YOUNGER SIBLINGS (the sibling rule is "gift down", meaning you're off the hook for the older ones):
The Game
Neil Strauss's autobiographical treatise on "scoring" is fast becoming a classic—a great gift for your younger brother, but ironically, an even better one to prepare your little sister for what's in store.
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& THE HELP
Cash, people
Here, a handy guide to ensure that your doorman continues to make the hot ones feel welcome and your chef doesn't poison you.
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PARENTS
Satellite Sirius Desktop Radio
$299 gets them a desktop satellite radio from the absolute coolest audio gear brand in the world. Best of all, it's guaranteed to be back in your hands in a week, when they decide they don't know what it does.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/buyit.jpg)
BOSS
Zagat Online Subscription
What says, "I'm here to help," but really means, "Eat up, fatty"? A $25 subscription to Zagat Online, of course. It's the greatest thing to happen to your boss's restaurant arsenal since they upped his expense account to five figures. That bastard.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/buyit.jpg)
YOUNGER SIBLINGS (the sibling rule is "gift down", meaning you're off the hook for the older ones):
The Game
Neil Strauss's autobiographical treatise on "scoring" is fast becoming a classic—a great gift for your younger brother, but ironically, an even better one to prepare your little sister for what's in store.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/buyit.jpg)
& THE HELP
Cash, people
Here, a handy guide to ensure that your doorman continues to make the hot ones feel welcome and your chef doesn't poison you.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/buyit.jpg)