In an effort to take what we've learned from one of the most perspicacious shows on television, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and internalize them for use in our everyday lives, we're embarking on a not-so-humble endeavor—to source, identify and define Curb's ever-expanding glossary of, err, unique terms and phrases.
Today, we're sharing our favorites from the first three episodes of season nine. As this is a work-in-progress, and we can't do this alone (well, we could, but it would preclude writing about pretty much anything else) we'd love your help. If you'd like to submit a Curb-ism for us to add to the glossary, please share it with us on the appropriate Twitter or Facebook post, or use this tips form.
Episode 1
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/690x460foistC.jpg)
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Episode 2
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/690x460hookerC.jpg)
Episode 3
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/690x460fatwaC.jpg)
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/690x460beepC.jpg)
Episode 4
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/690x460funeralnod.jpg)
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/690x460tiddlywinks2.jpg)
Episode 5
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/690x460reset.jpg)
Episode 6
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/honey.jpg)
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/selectheeding.jpg)
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/690x460text.jpg)
Episode 7
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/haskellaccess.jpg)
Episode 8
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/fliptip.jpg)
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/inline/gratitudesex.jpg)
Episode 10
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