Totally legitimate media organization, Breitbart, is now selling fidget spinners with picture of their executive chairman Steve Bannon in the center. Described as a “pacifying item” that will give leftists “something to do in between pulling down monuments,” this is exactly the kind of branded item any normal, non-biased news entity would sell on their official web store.

Gee. And here we thought these guys were just a bunch of racist propogandists providing a serious platform for white supremacists, neo-nazis and alt-right conspiracy theorists. How foolish of us!

P.S. But seriously please don’t actually buy this shit.