You may have noticed the Ace Hotel slowly opening its doors in the past month.

An art gallery here. A rooftop bar there. You know how these things go.

And on this most glorious of Friday afternoons, we're pleased to tell you that it's finally, really, truly, fully open now and is bringing things like lobster spaghetti, Sherry Coladas and private balconies to the West Loop on a daily basis.

Alright, enough of that.

On to the guided tour with you...