The Super Bowl is almost here, and with it: the chance to achieve total snacking domination. And while there are plenty of great utility players on your radar (nachos always wear their game face), this might be the year to bring in a ringer. Like a lot of caviar. Which, incidentally, also works well on nachos. Ah, teamwork.
... we had to take a close look at how their debut lines stack up against each other, from their aesthetics to their webshops to how many of their respective offerings one might wear while golfing. That’s right, it’s Murray vs. Malkovich.
There’s a lot of talk about dieting and detoxing this month. But there are also plenty of reasons to continue drinking. Reasons no one’s really talking about. Reasons we gathered for you right here, in the form of an imbibing calendar.
Bacon. Spaghetti. Cream. Parmesan. Kale. All put together in a carbonara-like pasta dish from the Bar Primi chef that’s fit for breakfast because, look, it’s got an egg on top. What else could you and your hangover possibly need?
We’re not really sure why Inauguration Day made this seem like a good idea. But here are some great speeches from fake presidents throughout cinematic and television history. We could all use some President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho right about now.
Maybe you want to strap yourself into a toboggan and shoot across Lake Placid while it’s frozen. Or maybe you’d prefer to hurtle down one of 42 tubing runs in the Poconos, illuminated by an LED light show. Here are eight places prime for sledding, tubing and tobogganing this winter. Because sledding is fun as hell, that’s why.
Who: Gordon Ramsay.
What: A 15-course online cooking tutorial on MasterClass, wherein you’ll learn everything
from basic knife skills to how to make lobster ravioli from scratch. And, yes, you can upload videos for
advice from fellow students and ask Ramsay himself questions.
Why: You’re going to need to impress a date at some point. And Ramsay can’t throw his
frying pan at you through your computer screen, so there’s really
nothing to worry about.
