Things to do for November 23, 2016

There Will Be 24-Hour Parties at This Club

Also of Great Import: Fiddler’s Green Is Finally Back

By Lauren Sloss

Wednesday

FROM PERKS

A Champagne Sabre with Your Name on It. No, Really.

Your name. Your friend’s name. A grocery list. Some Wingding characters...

... are just a few of the things you could get engraved on one of these gift-worthy champagne sabres forged in the foothills of the Italian Alps.

FIT AS A FIDDLER

Meet the New-and-Improved Fiddler’s Green

Fiddler’s Green, that famed North Beach Irish pub of yore and home to some of your better bad decisions, has reopened. Take a moment to rejoice. Then acknowledge its new look, new lineups of live music and new menu complete with things like brisket-stuffed Irish egg rolls. And breakfast. Which every bar should have.

Thursday

THANKS A LOT

A Thanksgiving After-Party at Monarch Seems Necessary

Hi. Feeling good about Thursday’s feast? Great. Here’s something else to feel good about: a Thanksgiving after-party at Monarch. You can dance so much there. Dance off that pie. Dance off that gravy. Dance off the notion of dancing off food because that’s a bummer to be thinking about.

Friday

BACK IN BLACK

Other Black Friday Sales Need Not Apply

This Friday, there are sales. Many sales. We suggest directing your attention to Unionmade, Goorin Bros. and Timbuk2 for your 50%-off-and-then-some clothing/headwear/bag needs. For yourself. Or someone else. Maybe a little of both, given the season and all. Be smart out there.

Saturday

NOCTURNAL ANIMALS

This Club Won’t Close if You Don’t Want It To

This Saturday night calls for something new. Perhaps a new nightclub in a Victorian-era warehouse. Perhaps one with a lineup of brand-name DJs, an absurd sound system, light shows and a license that allows for 24-hour parties. We’ll stop saying “perhaps” now.

Beyond

JANE SAYS

Jane Bakery Pulls a Hat Trick

Getting back to it after a long weekend is... challenging. Which is why we’re pleased to share that Jane, that beloved bakery with locations on Fillmore and Larkin, is opening a new one next week at Van Ness and Geary. Breakfast pastries. Fresh breads. Cakes. Cookies. All there. ’Tis the season and all that.

Lauren Sloss requires a climate that allows her to wear motorcycle boots daily. She likes her bourbon neat and her martinis dirty, and would like to be the lead singer of a punk rock band when she grows up.