The last thing you want to be thinking about on a day such as this is rain.

As far as you’re concerned, it’ll never rain again.

We join you in this delusion.

But in case the impossible should ever happen again, you will want something from Stutterheim, a Swedish concern that bases their identity around melancholy, which is a bold marketing move, but kind of perfect for making the world’s most perfect raincoat. It’s open now in Nolita.

That’s what’s mostly here, by the way. Raincoats. Rubberized-cotton, hand-sewn, completely waterproof raincoats in every color of the spectrum, plus houndstooth. Kanye and other notable humans favor them.

Soon enough, they’ll be bringing in some of their less conventional anti-rain efforts. A rain bomber (meaning you’ll now never not be wearing a bomber) and a rain biker jacket.

And if your childhood dream of becoming Batman never panned out, they’ve also got capes.

... Someday, though. Someday.