Welcome to Wednesday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most
vital to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even
deploy over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your
daily conversation.
1. “The Naked Cowboy’s dad is quite the entertaining dude. Not that that’s surprising.”
2. “It’s weird how natural that stallion looks in a three-piece tweed suit.”
3. “Well, there’s pretty much everything you don’t already know about Formula 1.”
4. “I didn’t realize Kendrick was such a huge Lil Wayne fan.”
5. “Closing apps to save battery might actually be making things worse... which is relatively mind-blowing.”
6. “It’s like a map of 1920s Manhattan meets modern-day Disney World brochure.”
7. “Tomorrow’s going to be a big day for top-notch Irish whiskey.”
8. “Now just imagine $300 million being hauled out in trash containers.”
9. “No one man should own 48 dating sites.”
10. “Just another year that I wasn’t nominated for the James Beard Awards.”
1. “The Naked Cowboy’s dad is quite the entertaining dude. Not that that’s surprising.”
2. “It’s weird how natural that stallion looks in a three-piece tweed suit.”
3. “Well, there’s pretty much everything you don’t already know about Formula 1.”
4. “I didn’t realize Kendrick was such a huge Lil Wayne fan.”
5. “Closing apps to save battery might actually be making things worse... which is relatively mind-blowing.”
6. “It’s like a map of 1920s Manhattan meets modern-day Disney World brochure.”
7. “Tomorrow’s going to be a big day for top-notch Irish whiskey.”
8. “Now just imagine $300 million being hauled out in trash containers.”
9. “No one man should own 48 dating sites.”
10. “Just another year that I wasn’t nominated for the James Beard Awards.”
