Welcome to Thursday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital
to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy
over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily
conversation.
1. “‘The Most Interesting Man in the World’ just took a one-way trip to Mars. Because of course he did.”
2. “Looks like Olivia Wilde may have a future in directing.”
3. “No thanks, that’s really more than I need to know about polka dots.”
4. “Go ahead and guess the most expensive city in the world.”
5. “The guy can’t stop making puns. I’m pretty sure he has Witzelsucht.”
6. “When is Steph Curry not breaking 20-year-old records?”
7. “It’s about time Gwen dropped a new album.”
8. “I hadn’t given much thought to what unannounced album releases mean for music writing.”
9. “The end of the golden age of celebrity Snapchat is nigh. I knew this couldn’t last.”
10. “When in doubt, aim for 25% confident, 25% charming and 50% low-key.”
1. “‘The Most Interesting Man in the World’ just took a one-way trip to Mars. Because of course he did.”
2. “Looks like Olivia Wilde may have a future in directing.”
3. “No thanks, that’s really more than I need to know about polka dots.”
4. “Go ahead and guess the most expensive city in the world.”
5. “The guy can’t stop making puns. I’m pretty sure he has Witzelsucht.”
6. “When is Steph Curry not breaking 20-year-old records?”
7. “It’s about time Gwen dropped a new album.”
8. “I hadn’t given much thought to what unannounced album releases mean for music writing.”
9. “The end of the golden age of celebrity Snapchat is nigh. I knew this couldn’t last.”
10. “When in doubt, aim for 25% confident, 25% charming and 50% low-key.”
