Welcome to Tuesday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital
to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy
over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily
conversation.
1. “I always thought the apocalypse would start with malevolent carnivorous plants.”
2. “I thank Thom Browne every day for hemmed trousers.”
3. “Not just any pizza can be classified as ‘Neapolitan,’ you know.”
4. “It’s like Malick is shuffling a deck of mysteries, memories and sudden visions. Yeah, you should see it.”
5. “Of course the most popular Airbnb is a mushroom dome in the middle of the redwoods.”
6. “Climbing Mount Everest in virtual reality does sound a lot more doable.”
7. “Seriously, what the hell is a natural wine?”
8. “In other news, Mr. Darcy’s billowing white shirt is on its way to Washington.”
9. “Imagine Uber drivers from around the world sharing their best, and mostly worst, stories. That’s this.”
10. “Yeah, I saw the drone footage of Apple’s $5 billion new campus.”
1. “I always thought the apocalypse would start with malevolent carnivorous plants.”
2. “I thank Thom Browne every day for hemmed trousers.”
3. “Not just any pizza can be classified as ‘Neapolitan,’ you know.”
4. “It’s like Malick is shuffling a deck of mysteries, memories and sudden visions. Yeah, you should see it.”
5. “Of course the most popular Airbnb is a mushroom dome in the middle of the redwoods.”
6. “Climbing Mount Everest in virtual reality does sound a lot more doable.”
7. “Seriously, what the hell is a natural wine?”
8. “In other news, Mr. Darcy’s billowing white shirt is on its way to Washington.”
9. “Imagine Uber drivers from around the world sharing their best, and mostly worst, stories. That’s this.”
10. “Yeah, I saw the drone footage of Apple’s $5 billion new campus.”
