You’re going to like the contents of this slideshow.

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But let’s also put it this way: inside are photographs documenting the finest venues at which to enjoy a nice drink and varying degrees of nighttime divertissements with the lovely valentine of your choosing.

You’ve got your scantily clad burlesque dancers.

Your vaudevillian circus acts.

Your scantily clad burlesque dancers again.

And the whole thing is aptly titled the Current State of Chicago Cabaret.

Now go forth and... something.