Here’s where we use our Internet-reading abilities to share the latest articles, videos and randomness you need to consume before the day’s out. We call it: The Cooler.

The Old and the Beautiful: Quartz brings word of new clothes designed to change with us as we age.

Two for One: Buy this 1977 Porsche 930 Turbo and you’ll get a free race car transporter to go with it.

Bad Romance: Morrissey is so bad at writing sex scenes that he got an award for it.

What’s in a Name: Time reports on the disturbing trend of babies having the same names as Instagram filters.

The View: The Atlantic rolls out its annual Advent calendar of stunning images from the Hubble Space Telescope.

Just Claus: Santa stole a helicopter and held its captain hostage in Brazil.

Something Wilde: Olivia Wilde does a startlingly excellent impression of an HSN host on Kimmel.