You know when that weekend bling...
Your Perks: 1) Button-ups that’ll make you say “Wow.” Or some other exciting interjection. 2) Prada handbags that are so easy to put into wrapping paper. Hint, hint. 3) Cufflinks, tie bars and other accessories from the Star Wars universe.
These, here, are topographic maps. Ones of mountains in Aspen, Killington, Okemo and other prime skiing locations. Ones with contour lines representing the slopes of the land, and tiny dots signifying the base of the ski area. Where the toddies are.
If your wallet is already essentially a sleek digital vault, allowing you to access all your cards with a voice-security-protected touchscreen, you may not need this. If not, here.
It’s time to collectively destroy the concept of the going-out shirt, once and for all. Here’s what you should be wearing instead. Sneak peek: it doesn’t involve going-out shirts.
Sure, your family may bicker, and fight, and ask you marginally inappropriate questions about your life. But they’re no Griswolds, or Archers, or Lyons. And for that, you are thankful. Oh, yeah, and one of us went to Cuba recently. A whole lot of rum was involved.
