Jack Kerouac.

Now there’s a guy who missed out on a lot of great roadside gelato and dandan-hand-pie opportunities.

Right his wrongs with New England’s Best Road Trip Food, a pictorial guide that may not be scientific in its scope but does have a lot to say about the glorious foods you’ll be eating on your way to somewhere nice. It’s all right here in the slideshow, as you may have suspected.

Because hot dogs can’t look at themselves.