You’ve been working hard.

Maybe it’s time for a little getaway.

Plus, it’s been forever since you’ve hot-tubbed in a castle.

Just one of the many options awaiting you in these Unconventional Vacation Rentals, a selection of weird and wonderful leisuring quarters that are not hotels or other normal places, presented to you here in convenient slideshow form.

So take this moment. This one right here. And ask yourself, “Would I rather drink champagne in a treehouse, fish off the side of a former Coast Guard light station or fake-sword-fight in a castle in the Smoky Mountains?” Tough questions. And this slideshow won’t make it any easier.

Sadly, the Smokies haven’t seen a dragon in years.