And... we’re back.

We brought you some sexy cabaret dancers and champagne.

Listen, it was that or a T-shirt.

So meet Tantalize, a dinner and cabaret situation that’s happily ensconced in a lavish two-story hall, now taking reservations for a June 9 debut right on Lincoln Road. (See the slideshow.)

Sexy cabaret, you say?
Yes, sexy cabaret.

Fantastic. Now, can you be more specific?
Sure. Just picture a scantily clad troupe shimmying, shaking and flying their way across two stages (there’s one on each floor), plus gold tufted walls, red banquettes and glittering chandeliers.

Nice. But all of that shimmying works up an appetite. What next?
They’ve got a James Beard semifinalist in the kitchen doing the pan-Latin thing.

Now I’m thirsty.
1) That’s not exactly a question, but 2) you’ve got the requisite champagne. But also a cadre of drinks with names like The Lover, The Temptress and The Teaser. Subtle, these guys.

Can I bring a date?
Couldn’t hurt. But you’re better off erring on the I’ve-got-a-restless-group-in-from-out-of-town side. Might want to book the private Chandelier Room for that endeavor.

Okay, but what’s the deal with those cameras?
Right, that. They’re filming a reality show that’s based on this location.

But don’t hold that against them.