We all put our pants on one weekend at a time.
Your Perks: 1) Button-downs made from supersoft Egyptian cotton. Prepare for spring. 2) Two bottles of Robert De Niro’s favorite vodka. Yeah, that De Niro. 3) Vacation-ready pants, shirts and polos. Don’t let them go to waste.
What to expect at the new La Perla shop—a lot of marble, a lot of gold and a whole lot of bodysuits, bustiers and all manner of nice-looking things with straps and lace. You may know someone who’d look great in such things.
Alembic is a good bar. Alembic is a very good bar. See, when you order a drink inspired by a Girl Scout cookie (maybe a Girl from Ipanema, with cachaça, sherry and lime), it’ll come with... two Girl Scout cookies. Very good bar.
Say you need a dress shirt. No, you really need a dress shirt. For tonight. Postmates will deliver you something from the Ministry of Supply website, same-day, at no cost during the kickoff trial. So if you see dress shirts just flying all over the city, you know why.
On the off chance you’re interested in making a good decision this weekend, Basik Cafe exists now, on Polk. They do acai bowls, like the Puna with hemp milk, hemp hearts, spirulina and those kinds of things that should theoretically be making guest appearances in your body occasionally.
Step one: procure weird ingredient. Something you might want to use to, oh, let’s say... change the global cocktail game forever. Then bring it to the bitters-making class led by the Seven Stills guys and give it your best shot.
