The Selfie Hat
It’s a giant pink revolving sombrero strapped with a tablet that takes the wearer’s picture everywhere they go, hands-free. The only downside is that they’re going everywhere wearing a giant pink revolving sombrero.
The Rejection List
The Things We Left Behind in 2014
Some ideas are so bad that... we have to bring them up one last time. Just for laughs. These are those. And yes, they’re pretty bad. So let’s laugh at them.
FaSheik
Bad idea: Dedicated clips for keeping your shirtsleeves rolled up.
Worse idea: Swarovski-encrusted clips for keeping your shirtsleeves rolled up.
Soupure
The idea here is kind of like a juice cleanse. Only it involves consuming large amounts of expensive bottled soup. Maybe the idea of a soup cleanse will make more sense in 2015. But it probably won’t.
Slap It
They’re semi-realistic, limited-edition... butt-shaped lights. And you turn them on and off by slapping them with your palm. As seen at some really disturbed person’s house in the hills.
Hana Tsun Nose Straightener
We’d really like to pretend that an obtrusive clip that helps straighten one’s nose holds absolutely no appeal for Angelenos. Please prove us right.
