Today, there’s no time for anything but you learning about Mastro’s, a titan of steak and
expense account abuse that’s huge in Beverly Hills. It just opened in Midtown.
In LA, this place is the blueprint for the outsize classic steakhouse. A room where Señor Pitt discusses low-budget passion projects while a cadre of agents and publicists squirm.
Let’s tour this thing...
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The whole damn place (with more in here).
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That’s the color-coded front bar (there’s another one toward the back). Probably end up as a bit of a cougar den.
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Okay, so that first one wasn’t the whole place. Downstairs is this private dining room.
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There’s a pound-and-a-quarter full lobster in this garlic-mashed-potato mountain.
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The feature presentation—bone-in ribeye with the perfect level of glisten.
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Sushi happens, too. This particular piscine structure is the Maguro Lime Roll. It’s tuna topped with key lime and, as you can see, more tuna.
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The Clear Lobster Roll is mango, avocado and yet more lobster.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/56f60e3c95c7672a3dbdd843205b2655.jpg?v=b512ec3da0c170d3eae62a743e56aa9c)
And that, friend, is Butter Cake. Even what you see here is hiding a layer of cream cheese and marvelously unhealthy amounts of butter.
Cholesterol is really more of a state of mind.
In LA, this place is the blueprint for the outsize classic steakhouse. A room where Señor Pitt discusses low-budget passion projects while a cadre of agents and publicists squirm.
Let’s tour this thing...
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/77cf8e19a2a57ac9496f0fdc6184555c.jpg)
The whole damn place (with more in here).
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/9ca51db0859e39b9433332ecbed008fd.jpg)
That’s the color-coded front bar (there’s another one toward the back). Probably end up as a bit of a cougar den.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/b77faa28b932a02a7c3631717b7f0850.jpg)
Okay, so that first one wasn’t the whole place. Downstairs is this private dining room.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/453ceef313e7ec6c356b455afa3fc0e6.jpg)
There’s a pound-and-a-quarter full lobster in this garlic-mashed-potato mountain.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/0bf0cdaefddd111f1907d0d8889c2962.jpg)
The feature presentation—bone-in ribeye with the perfect level of glisten.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/0527e7fe3612cb07da256e81f14b6c9e.jpg?v=51444e7cb03720e1d1fdcce43b22806d)
Sushi happens, too. This particular piscine structure is the Maguro Lime Roll. It’s tuna topped with key lime and, as you can see, more tuna.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/9e24d1c9e863dad5d486e707aee29061.jpg)
The Clear Lobster Roll is mango, avocado and yet more lobster.
![](https://static.urbandaddy.com/uploads/assets/image/articles/standard/56f60e3c95c7672a3dbdd843205b2655.jpg?v=b512ec3da0c170d3eae62a743e56aa9c)
And that, friend, is Butter Cake. Even what you see here is hiding a layer of cream cheese and marvelously unhealthy amounts of butter.
Cholesterol is really more of a state of mind.