It’s official: you never have to go another day without a pizza on an artist’s palette, topped with a whole lobster.

Those days are just the worst.

So get to Florian, a palace of Italian excess and cocktails from Shelly Fireman (he of all the good Theater District spots), opening tonight.

Things you should get ready for here:

—A towering, elaborately chandeliered spot for a business dinner or a third date.

—Some very large and creative statuary.

—That pizza we were just talking about with the lobster.

—A celebration of veal parm.

—An alcoholic beverage with both saffron and pepperoncini.

What wondrous times we live in.