Right Said Weekend.
Your Perks: 1) A case of six carefully selected incredible red wines from the Columbia Valley. Only the best for you. 2) An aerodynamic, rip-proof and virtually weightless umbrella. 3) A number of vintage-inspired, gallery-worthy, LED-illuminated prints. You’re about to see the light.
Dear Productivity,
I found a new website that lets me play 900 arcade games from the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s. Sorry.
—You
Once upon a time, there was a Napa Valley house of charcuterie called the Fatted Calf. People came from near and far for their pancetta-wrapped tenderloins and Mexican chorizo. Until one day, they started delivering those things to your door. The hero always gets cured meat in the end.
Because you like to hear music, you’re going to plug this tiny vibrating box into your music-playing device, attach it to your person and put some headphones on. Then you’re going to feel an inordinate amount of bass vibrate throughout your body. We don’t make the rules.
You could own a 12-string guitar played by Bowie, a T-shirt Cobain wore during Nirvana’s last performance or Madonna’s uniform from A League of Their Own. All you have to do is outbid everyone else at this auction. Possessing currency should also prove useful.
On Kempt: A few things necessary for navigating
autumn like a wool hat and beard balm and a pile of leaves. Also, some mustaches
to consider for Movember. Or whenever, really.
On Driven: You know, you should probably watch some people restore Ferraris in this
video.
