Steak. Your next date. Spectacular hanging gardens. Wines from 25 years ago. Nineteenth-century French cabaret sensation Aristide Bruant. A flight of stairs...

All can be found at Le Jardin Bistro, a stone-cold charmer of a French date spot, now open in the East Village.

We’re just going to show you around a bit with this slideshow so you can act like you’re an old pro on this date...

Please keep hands and feet inside the slideshow at all times.