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Five Things Your Dad Will Actually Like

Just under two weeks until Father’s Day. And while some are satisfied to buy the most important man in their life a last-minute necktie, a mug or a mug with a necktie on it, we thought you might be more interested in... this stuff. Consider your status as “the favorite” locked down.

If Picasso Made a Beach Towel... This.
FOR THE BEACH BUM

If Picasso Made a Beach Towel... This.

If you’ve ever had a hard time spotting your dad on the beach, here you go: a futuristic beach towel with a funky triangular shape and a waterproof pocket big enough for his smartphone. And his George Costanza wallet.

Fried Chicken 50 Ways
FOR THE CHEF

Fried Chicken 50 Ways

Last year, it was Yardbird for Father’s Day brunch. Now, 57% of your conversations are about his unending hankering for Jeff McInnis’s fried chicken. Get him this cookbook with 50 ways to cook fried chicken (and sides like Michy’s watermelon Greek salad). And if he happens to want to make something on Sunday...

Finally, Some Relief for His Thumbs
FOR THE FREQUENT TEXTER

Finally, Some Relief for His Thumbs

If all the texting Dad’s been doing about the Heat and your 401(k) contributions is making his thumbs hurt, send him to Acqualina Resort & Spa for a 25-minute thumb massage with warm paraffin wax. Now if you could only get him to stop sending group texts about his golf swing.

$80, Touchscreen Relief, available at Acqualina Resort & Spa, 17875 Collins Ave, Sunny Isles Beach, 844-602-4941

He Could Totally Pull These Off
FOR THE POOLSIDE LOUNGER

He Could Totally Pull These Off

Before you treat Dad to brunch and a poolside bucket of beer at the Standard, grab these amber-colored Striped Ale Warby Parker sunglasses from the shop. He’ll love their modern take on ’60s cool... and the opportunity to wax nostalgic about the ’60s for the rest of brunch.

Shaving Without Gold Is No Fun
FOR THE IMMACULATE GROOMER

Shaving Without Gold Is No Fun

Dads. They like to let you know that they know more things than you do. So when he unwraps his aftershave balm, drop some knowledge about the age-defying properties of the 24-karat gold flecks inside. Then, enjoy the silence.

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