Today’s message is brought to you by the letter “grilled cheese.”

More specifically, Roxy’s Grilled Cheese, that one food truck’s inevitable progression into a restaurant dedicated to man’s most precious edible invention, soft-opening Wednesday and fully opening this weekend in Allston.

We took a long, hard look at the numbers. And this is what we found...

Number of wheels this place has: minus four
Number of backlit yellow tiles and maple beams this place has: plus many
Roxy’s trucks that would fit inside the open kitchen: exactly 1
Roxy’s trucks that would fit inside whole restaurant: about 3
Framed posters on the wall featuring Batman and the words “I just want to be happy”: 1
Framed posters of a banjo-toting Steve Martin: 1
Number of Steve Martin posters that is: not enough
Burgers available on food truck: 0
Burgers available in here: 5
Number of those made with pimento cheese and pickles: 1
Grilled cheeses available in here: 5
Number of those made with BBQ braised beef: 1
Canned beers: 10
Date poutine will be on the menu: soon
When you’ll be able to forgive Canada: that date