Dear TV,

You’ve had a good run.

Love,
Into the Static

It’s the latest innovation in time-wasting excellence, it compiles and plays all the best/weirdest/randomest Vine and Instagram videos out there, and it’s online now.

This. Now... this is a treasure. Basically, it’s like one very sick (and intelligent) individual took all the best short videos in the world and put them on shuffle. And it’s every bit as bizarre and terrifying as that sounds.

Here’s what you do. You go to the site, you log in with your Instagram account—if you don’t have one, you can still watch the videos—and you type in whatever hashtag your heart and/or insatiable curiosity desires. Then, this thing trolls the entire Vinesphere/Instagramaverse and plays you whatever it finds. And that’s when amazing happens.

Type in #fun, and you might see a guy sink a half-courter. Or you might see something just shy of what you signed up for, like some weirdo doing bicep curls to “Hips Don’t Lie.” It’s really a grab bag situation here.

We see this coming in handy when you’re a) near a computer and b) well, bored.

Seriously, though. Why do people record themselves lifting weights...