It’s really just an honor to be nominated for the weekend.
Your Perks: 1) 25% off tiny earphones that still let you hear the world around you. Your morning jog needs this. 2) An iPhone 5 case with four interchangeable, pro-grade camera lenses. 3) 36% off your supply of the electrolyte-packed, hangover-fighting LyteShow. Consider it your weekend’s new VIP.
A recent scientific study has found that playing Tetris for three minutes a day can reduce cravings for food, cigarettes and alcohol. So, guess you’re not playing Tetris anymore.
Maybe... but you can officially cross washing, lathering, rinsing and repeating off the list, because the hopsologists at Atlantic Farms just rolled out a new line of hops-infused soaps, conditioners and shampoo. Don’t act like you weren’t keeping a list.
Right now, thousands of people in New Orleans are doing unspeakable things for beaded necklaces. Speaking of which: you should visit New Orleans soon. Especially since a French Quarter hotel just debuted a set of “saint-themed” rooms with things like their own stripper pole and stage. The “Do Not Disturb” sign goes without saying.
January 26: Pharrell wears an enormous Vivienne Westwood hat to the Grammys. Becomes a
meme.
February 27: You bid on the hat. Because it’s being auctioned online right now.
March 2: The auction ends. You win. And you don’t regret it. At all. Like, not even a
little bit.
Well, the Internet finally got around to curing hyperventilation (or at least calming you down). That cure: a website that illustrates simple breathing exercises designed to de-stress you. We like the one where you breathe in... and then out...
