Do you like the weekend? Circle yes or no.
These are what you call Perks: 1) 30% off top-of-the-line earphones made from handsome beech wood. 2) Finely tailored dress shirts from Europe for 36% off. 3) Your favorite new everyday watch from NOVO. Treat yourself. And your wrist.
Friday is coming. Friday. Might be a good day to send somebody a package that includes a bottle of rosé champagne, a dozen roses and a dove release. Right. Professionally trained doves. Because, you know, it’s Friday and all.
There is a bike messenger hurtling toward you. A noble messenger who desires, nay, lives to deliver you the condoms you ordered online less than an hour ago. Yep, on-demand bicycle condom delivery: it’s a game-changing new service that launches on Valentine’s Day. Hard to say why.
Whether or not you care about Valentine’s Day, it’s hard not to get a little emotional over A16’s 10th-anniversary party. Friday, the original chef is joining the current one for a four-course pizza-and-pasta retrospective. In matters of pasta, you’ve always worn your heart on your sleeve.
Follow the tiki torches. That’s not a riddle. It’s just what you need to do when you show up to Stern Grove. The torches will lead you to a Stag Dining luau, with snow-cone cocktails, shrimp toast, a whole roasted pig and, yeah, sorry, a fair amount of “getting lei’d” jokes.
There are two guys named Shawn behind Prubechu, and they love Guam’s food. On the off chance you’re unfamiliar, that means caramelized potato soup and tinaktak (handmade capellini pasta with beef, beans and coconut). Good thing, too. You’ve been craving a good tinaktak. Last one was mediocre at best.
