Take two of these and call the weekend in the morning.
Your Perks: 1) 20% off a USB-powered device that turns any flat surface into a touchpad mouse. (Yes, including your desk.) 2) Aerodynamic umbrellas that can withstand gale-force winds. 3) A wearable camera that uses sensors to take the perfect shot. It’s the third eye you didn’t know you wanted.
Good thing you left “avoid truffles” off your resolutions list, because here they come. The white ones. The good ones. And Fiola’s got them at cost. They’ll put together a truffle tasting menu for you. Or just buy your own truffle and have them start shaving it over your risotto, your farm egg, your ravioli, your...
Lately, the Capitals have taken away your appetite. Good thing then that the new Jackpot bar across the street doesn’t serve food. What they do serve: two dozen beers and simple cocktails like a French 75 and a Moscow Mule made with mezcal. So not very Moscow-like at all.
Picture it: it’s Saturday. There’s football on. And you start thinking how you’d love some lamb tacos. And how you’d really rather not go outside to get them. Enter Surfside, which is now doing delivery to the 20007 and 20016 zips, or carhop service for anyone. But probably not on roller skates.
And now, more things you wouldn’t be doing if you lived in Oklahoma: playing late-night bocce with day-glo balls while you drink ’70s throwback cocktails like the Harvey Wallbanger and the Rob Roy. Make it the ultimate event in your late-night Olympics.
Here’s a new one for the sabermetrics guys: batting average in relation to game-time temperature. Figure it out as you warm up for Polar Bear Softball, which gets started with league play on the Mall next weekend. No word on a ruling if you lose a ground ball in the snow.
