Let’s talk about your costume.

You’re going as... a normal, carefree person wearing a crewneck T-shirt and jeans that just happen to look really classic and well-cut on your coffee run.

Oh. To be clear, we’re talking about the day after Halloween.

Please don’t try to scare Buck Mason, a new Abbot Kinney beach cottage stocked with timeless, LA-made henleys, tees and jeans necessary for life in this city, opening Friday in Venice.

The clothes come from two friends inspired by the simple stuff their dads used to wear, like fitted cotton crewnecks you could picture James Dean rebelling in. Snug polos that look like something Daniel Craig would chase a guy halfway across Colombia in. And sleek fray-proof, selvage jeans (designed with a bunch of Levi’s expats) that look like something you could wear while you...

... hang out in the stark little beach cottage where you’re buying the stuff, listening to their Stones LPs and abusing the free wi-fi. Like any good Venice beach cottage/jean shop, they plan to put a café out on the front lawn.

So “Coffee and pants, please” is a thing you might say soon.