The weekend never shuts down.
It’s raining Perks: 1) Up to 30% off the most intelligently designed umbrellas on the planet. 2) Tiny, FBI-approved earphones from earHero. 3) 30% off sunglasses (or glasses) designed by you—with a case engraved with your name. Just because.
... as explained by this pseudoscientific study:
Step 1: Approach bar. Stand squarely.
Step 2: Stare at bartender (in a non-serial-killer way).
Step 3: Lean in. Order drink. Repeat steps one to three as necessary.
Step 4: Thank the German psychologists for their groundbreaking work.
“Literally everyone has a nipple. Get over it.”
—Chrissy Teigen, in response to the best tweet of September
Drawing of Tom Hanks in The Green Mile: $9,000
Drawing of Tom Hanks in
Apollo 13: $9,000
Drawing of Tom Hanks eating baby corn:
$9,000
Money this guy has made from drawing Tom Hanks: $0
Northampton, England. A rather lovely place. With a rather nasty clown problem. See, recently, a bunch of Stephen King–like clowns have been popping up all over the area and terrifying locals. So... yeah, might want to rethink that vacation to Northampton.
Maybe you’ve seen him. Or her. The courageous frog that took one giant hop for amphibian-kind and photobombed a recent NASA rocket launch. And then presumably went to frog heaven. Well, RIP, frog. May your meme live on forever.
