Look up “VIP room” in the dictionary, and you’ll find...
Nothing. It’s not listed.
But if it were, it’d look a lot like VIP Room, a well-guarded lair of wraparound light shows, copious champagne and... everything else you’d expect in a place named VIP Room. It’s open now in Meatpacking.
If your name ends in “-anye” or “-ihanna” (or if you occasionally say, “Traffic’s crazy, let’s take the Gulfstream”), you probably know its sister spots in Saint-Tropez and Paris. If not: observe the following numerical survey of what’s in store...
Elegant blondes named Roxanne running the main door: 1
Secret doors accessible from its neighbor, Beaumarchais (for VVIPS only): 1
Photogenic acquaintances you should bring: at least 4
Danceable elevated surfaces: 5... technically (if you’re creative, up to 12)
“Champagne pyramids” on the menu: 1
Standard-size bottles on its bottom tier: 16
Magnum-size bottles on the middle tier: 8
Jeroboam-size bottles on the top: 1
Which makes: 25 bottles
The largest bottle available, in liters: 15
Its weight, in pounds: 84
Its price tag, in new Porsche 911s: 1.2
Nothing. It’s not listed.
But if it were, it’d look a lot like VIP Room, a well-guarded lair of wraparound light shows, copious champagne and... everything else you’d expect in a place named VIP Room. It’s open now in Meatpacking.
If your name ends in “-anye” or “-ihanna” (or if you occasionally say, “Traffic’s crazy, let’s take the Gulfstream”), you probably know its sister spots in Saint-Tropez and Paris. If not: observe the following numerical survey of what’s in store...
Elegant blondes named Roxanne running the main door: 1
Secret doors accessible from its neighbor, Beaumarchais (for VVIPS only): 1
Photogenic acquaintances you should bring: at least 4
Danceable elevated surfaces: 5... technically (if you’re creative, up to 12)
“Champagne pyramids” on the menu: 1
Standard-size bottles on its bottom tier: 16
Magnum-size bottles on the middle tier: 8
Jeroboam-size bottles on the top: 1
Which makes: 25 bottles
The largest bottle available, in liters: 15
Its weight, in pounds: 84
Its price tag, in new Porsche 911s: 1.2
