A better name would have been the Weekend.
This week’s Perks... 1) 27% off the Plank—a handy little magnetic shelf for all your important stuff (keys, wallet, phone...). 2) Up to 40% off some handsome-as-hell copper drinking vessels. 3) 20% off handmade sunglasses. Just in time...
You’re a fan of gin and tonics. You’re a fan of popcorn. So you might like to know that some British popcornologists (they’re a thing in Britain) just created a batch that’s infused with real gin and real tonic. Yeah, there’s no way you’re not ordering this...
Koozies. Great word. Even better at keeping beers cold. As for this one: it’s covered in striped canvas and insulated with red neoprene, and it has a concealed magnet so that anything metal becomes a cup holder. And that’s what’s new in the world of koozies.
The inner tube. The noodle. The water wing. Great flotation devices, all of them. But not quite as great as these extra-large, Warhol-looking lounge rafts from the UK. They’re basically floating art installations. Plus, you get to pick the colors. Mauve. Definitely go with something mauve.
There’s good brisket in Texas. That you know. There’re also good people in Texas who’re airmailing good brisket to folks who want to heat it up in their oven and eat it. You’re one of those folks. We’re sure of it.
Asking price: $15,800,000
Bedrooms: 8, including the
guesthouse
Acres: 26, including the private beaches
Miles to your
nearest neighbor: 8
Neighbors named “Cuba”: 1
