The Rain-Hating Shirt
What: A totally unassuming, handsome shirt that water (and any other liquid, for that
matter) just rolls right off of.
Why: Try standing in a rubber raincoat in 90-degree heat for 10 minutes. That’s why.
Rain. It’s coming. It’s not coming. It’s here. It’s gone. It’s... back again. The important part is, you’re not going to let it keep you from your summer-given right to a life of leisure. So here’s everything you need to withstand summer precipitation, expected or not. Nature’s for suckers.
What: A totally unassuming, handsome shirt that water (and any other liquid, for that
matter) just rolls right off of.
Why: Try standing in a rubber raincoat in 90-degree heat for 10 minutes. That’s why.
What: A Swiss horological masterpiece that can handle being submerged in more than 350 feet
of high seas.
Why: While everyone else awkwardly covers their phone, you’ll suavely check the wrist,
hold that watch-admiring pose a few moments and give a wink.
What: A wireless, shockproof powerhouse of sound that’ll work through more harsh
climatological activity than a mailman.
Why: There’s no reason a few midday drops should interrupt your meticulously curated
poolside playlist. And Yeezus isn’t going to play himself. (Okay, he might.)
What: A chess set hand-carved out of soapstone by Kenyan artisans that’ll withstand rain
for... most of geological time.
Why: You’ve always wanted to say, “My chess set was hand-carved out of soapstone by
Kenyan artisans,” while doing your best Deep Blue in a storm.
What: A rolling, mid-century-modern porcelain bar cart that holds up to both summer showers
and saltwater.
Why: It’s a beach-proof, all-weather bar cart. Honestly, you should have three of these
by now.