Suddenly, Coachella is just a couple of weeks away. That is not some April Fools’ joke: it’s really almost here. You need this stuff for the trip, and you need it pretty much now.
This just in. It’ll probably be hot in Indio. You need a short-sleeve shirt that’s substantial enough to block sun, but light enough to not stick all over you. And ideally you could tell people you bought it at a motorcycle shop. Boom. Here’s your shirt.
In terms of proper inseam length, sure, you could wear a Speedo here and not raise any eyebrows. But still. These shorts are a flattering length, linen without looking too country-clubby, skinny without looking spandex-y and olive green without looking too... well, they just look olive green, really.
After sundown in Indio, you just never know where you’ll end up. And if it happens to be, say, around a bonfire with Sigur Rós in the middle of the desert, you might be a little chilly. Unless you brought this sweater. Wear it again next time you’re in Reykjavík.
Say at some point you want to cover your feet. Call it a hypothetical. These days, colorful striped socks are kind of... expected. Here, try these. The right sock is different from the left one. Yes, on purpose. And when you lose one, it won’t really matter.
You could either throw a regular blanket on the ground, and tell your friends to find you on the regular blanket... or you could throw down a zebra hide. Which is actually a beach towel. That might work a little better. Plus it comes with a leather carry strap. As all animal hides should.
