Santa just sat on the weekend’s lap.
We assume you need to buy someone a gift. So here are three great options: 1) A snow-globe-sized wireless speaker, 30% off. 2) Spending $25 and getting $50 worth of handsome gadgets and accessories from LA gadget shop Alpha. 3) Impossibly delicious, freshly baked cookies delivered directly from Brooklyn.
It’s good to be a person. You get to think objectively. Have opposable thumbs. Wear poplin button-downs and lamb’s-wool scarves from Burkman Bros. Oh, and speaking of Burkman Bros, everything on their site is 30% off through the end of next week. So add that to the list, too.
Let’s talk about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Specifically, how much more painful they would be if you slathered 12 million Scoville heat units’ worth of peanut butter on them. You can do that now, you know. It’s called Instant Regret Peanut Butter. And... that sounds about right.
Don’t take this the wrong way, but you didn’t know about this big sale that C’H’C’M’ is having right now. And that concerns us. So here, have a look around. They’ve got dark red corduroys from Levi’s Vintage. Cashmere polka-dot sweaters. Everything. Some of it’s even 60% off. Okay, we’re good now.
The Rolling Stones. Good kids. Really seem to have a knack for this whole “music” thing, too. Well, here’s a new site that chronicles every Stones tour since 1963. Just scroll through. It’s got all the dates, venues and a few tour-related quips thrown in for good measure. You love quips.
You know weather. It’s that stuff that happens outside. And when it comes to figuring out what it’s going to do next, it’s best to do that in the most handsome way possible. Take this new weather app, for example. It’s just kind of really attractive and polished-looking. Is all.
